"...if the look you are searching for is that of a overweight midget – then go put on a pair of skinny jeans!!" - Anonymous
7 reasons to lose those skinny jeans (but, hopefully you never bought them):
1. 99.9% of people can not pull them off!
2. no matter what size you are, they make you look heavy!
3. people who wear them, rock them with VANS or some other wretched shoe (need i say more?)
4. they make your feet look BIG because they don't cover any part of your shoes.
5. they look like you sprayed your jeans on. (in a bad way)
6. when you wear them, other people think to themselves. "YUCK, whoever invented those skinny jeans should be shot!!"
7. I don't think i need to mention this, but lastly, they are a complete FASHION DON'T!!!
3 comments:
God, they look like tights! This is a definite do not!! You might as well just buy a can of spraypaint and spray fake jeans on...its A LOT cheaper!
cheaper and just as ugly!!!
These jeans make you look like an anorexic Nicole Richie on crack! WOOF!
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