Big Bucks for Big Towel

In the market for a new beach towel? If you are you may want to think about taking out a second mortgage to scoop up this one.

Looks like you ordinary beach towel right? WRONG! It's a Hermes beach towel.... It's made from, you guessed it, 100% cotton. WOW! I guess in Hermes language that translates to: woven from gold thread and diamond dust. (note: it doesn't. it translates into, Lets rip off consumers by telling them its a designer product, so they have to have it)

The average beach towel can cost anywhere from $10 to $20 depending on size and quality.

I guess if I ever feel like spending $459 on a beach towel one day, then I will definitely have to buy this one.

Need a beach bag? Hermes can take care of that for you too!
You can pick up this little COTTON bag for $930!!!
This day at the beach is getting to be quite expensive.
Lets take a moment to add this up:
Towel- $459
Beach Bag- $930
TOTAL: $1389.00

*(remember: That is for one towel. I don't know about you but I take at least 3 with me every time i go to the beach)

"Just Say No" to Beer Bikini's!

ATTENTION: If you are thinking about wearing any type of "beer bikini" this weekend for 4th of July DON'T!

Nothing says "Hi, I’m white trash, what’s your name?" more than this.

I will be on the lookout for fashion felonies all weekend. I will have my camera in tow so beware!!

Also, I shouldn’t have to tell you this but I will.

American flag ones are not okay either.

Guys, don't think you're exempt from these rules. Girls don't think it makes you look hot when you wear beer or any other alcohol related board shorts. It makes you look like a tool!

i think she might be tanorexic

What's with all the Orange this week? Anne Hathaway is sporting the creamsicle look too!

We all know the saying, "All things are good in moderation". I guess Anne Hathaway missed the memo! She's TANOREXIC!

Tanorexia- a term often used to describe a condition in which a

person participates in excessive sun tanning methods (such as tanning beds, mystic tans, etc.) to achieve a darker skin complexion because they perceive themselves as unacceptably pale.

sorry to be the one to tell you Anne, but you're not tan, you're orange!

it looks like she went to a few too many tanning sessions. If she was going for the look of an oompa loompa she was successful.