Showing posts with label crocs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crocs. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Let's Review......


Let’s review the rules of animal prints shall we?
As we all know a little animal print can add some spice to any outfit.....

...That is unless you choose to wear leopard Croc’s. I came across these dreadful things while browsing macys.com and was absolutely horrified! I thought I made it very clear in my previous post What a Croc that Crocs are a HUGE “Fashion Faux Pas”
If you are like me and you like to punch up your outfit by wearing animal prints, there are tasteful ways to do this with out resorting to disgusting plastic clogs.
Pairing animal print shoes with a simple dress or some jeans are two great ways to pull off this look.
Another idea is to carry an animal print bag! Just remember that you should not wear animal print from head to toe. Not only is it a Fashion Felony but it’s way too “Matchy Matchy”



Monday, June 30, 2008

Crime of Fashion

Here are 6 visual examples of a trend that needs to go away immediately!

Gladiator sandals, not only make you look like, well a gladiator, but they also make you look like you have absolutely no clue in the world!


If you didn't already know, these are UGLY!! You might as well wear crocs, or loafer's with socks like someone I know!

I know that it's pretty hard to go into any shoe store these days and not see these things. But use your brain, and resist the temptation to even look at these, let alone try them on, or even worse buy and wear them.

If you want to wear a fun sandal, i recommend a nice sandal with some hardware accent, or even some jeweled straps.
take this invaluable information and roll with it!!!







Friday, June 13, 2008

What a CROC!!!

I know what you're probably thinking....The answer is No! This is not a new line of shoes for home depot employees. This person actually put these on by his own free will.

Yes, crocs might be cute for toddlers but not for grown men or women for that matter. I see this situation far too often, someone is trying to look "cute" by wearing the same shoes or clothes as children. Where does this logic come from? Is it cute to wear character underwear, bonne bell glitter lip gloss, or socks with ruffles around the top? I don’t think so!
Stop wearing these at once. Please do me a favor and save us all from getting that feeling when you are embarrassed for someone else.
If you're over the age of 6 there are some things you just shouldn't do, and wearing crocs is one of them.


Now the Crocs brand is even coming out with a cell phone holster for your hip, as if Crocs were cute in the first place, now they make it easy for you to show the world that you like to wear accessories that look like you got them with your tickets from Chuck E. Cheese.

If you want to be guilty of committing a fashion felony, then please by all means wear crocs. Consider this advice and insight to what others think when adults wear things that are intended for children.